Update from Santo DomingoThe local warden was granted stock options by management as part of the kickback arrangement. Warden thought the pps was printed in dollars but has recently discovered it's only pennies .
needless to say he is pissed. To make matters worse the convicts have gone out on wildcat strike for better work conditions.
Asks include Corona beer instead of the local swill. No more refried beens and stale tacos. Grade A Alberta beef and Nova Scotia lobster flown in daily, and Mirsad is working hard to satisfy te boy's demands znd get the Warden back on board. Margins will suffer but the first pour Remains on track for so
e time this decade. Thanks for hanging tough and keeping the faith.
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Go leafs go but bet bruins.