Oh Where Oh Where Has the scientist gone?
Oh where oh where can he be?
With his tail cut short and his ears cut long
Oh where oh where can he be?
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
I'd guess that there are around 300,000 reasons why he's so quiet lately. What's that Polly? Oh....right....BRRRRAAAAACCCCCKKKKK! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!