Oh look what the cat dragged in! Makes sense, I feel a story coming on Boys and girls!
wilton's very own storyteller, you've all no doubt heard the one about the oasis? Or the 12 cylinder car? How about the fancy Italian loafers?
anyway, uchuva is huge in tall tale country and in his own mind! People, uchuva, uchuva, let the good people hear the new one!
Over to you pumper one!