RE:WOW Dividend!!! PROnly from the mind of Moses could anyone conceive of... a dividend of a fehrkackte quarter-of-a-penny! That's not even a good-old solid British haepenny, of the sort that only a Zoomer might remember, if said Zoomer still has the cognitive juice. It's really unlike Moses to hand out largesse, unless it's to himself and his inner circle. And now he's threatening to do it every year as an annual occurrence, which tells me he knows exactly how many years are left for his enterprise; ie, not many. I can't wait to witness the coming scene at the Zoomerplex: "Here you go, Ziggy. Here's a quarter-cent dividend for you. Marilyn, my love, you get a quarter-cent. Libby, my lovely sister... no one's looking, so here an entire penny for you." It's absolutely brilliant. If Curtis Jackson could gain fame as "Fifty Cent," Moses certainly frames things in relative terms. He's declared his personal value to be exactly one-half of one per cent of the acclaimed rappper-actor. I still think he's overstating things, but it's par for the Zoomer Philosophy to round things up.