Wilton Resources Inc WLTNF

Fake oil

[KingLear1]

Hilarious!  FAKE OIL!  

Imagine if Wilton ever had a spill.  Those poor little fake ducks covered in all of that toxic NOTHING!  Poor little canards.  Struck down in the prime of non existence by the cruel imaginary acts of an fake oil company.  

nothing worse that events that could never happen....  devastating.

[dafacts]

Oh contraire my good sir just look at the metrics; Finding costs - $0.000/BOE Drilling Success Rate - 100% (o for o) Royalties - $0.000/BOE Operating costs - $0.000/BOE G&A Salaries - $250,000/BOE Office rent $48,000/BOE Travel & Leisure - $320,000/annum What the anal-ists are saying Hold - for another 10 years Risks - paying another findless fee of $3.7 million to a consultant??

[KingLear1]

Probably the best non-evaluation I've not seen in a while!  How you capture the core of the invisible and the non existent value deep within the oval of zero is beautiful work. bravo

[KingLear1]

But it is the worlds first zero carbon hydrocarbon company I think.  If every company followed this lead, in fact the worlds emissions due hydrocarbon would be drastically different.  Very big plus for the environment. Big company CEOs can only offer promises in future reductions in production, this thing  sets the standard of non production!  All that non production really a