RE: Time For A Laugh
A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his cheque.
He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know...., I
just
HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent.
We
just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
Chauffeur
and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around
in
his 2008 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes.
Because of the longhours, meals will be provided. You'll also be
expected
to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather
awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job assignment
to
satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her
mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me?!?!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well . . You started it."