Rumour has it ... that anthropologists working in the Stewart area have discovered, frozen into the ground at Red Cliff, what at first they thought was, to be the first known human being. During the autopsy they pried the Neanderthals frozen hand open only to discover a fistful of Dec and MTB shares. They have speculated that the poor fellow either starved or froze to death while waiting to hear about drilling results from management.
Apparently not a lot has changed in a million years.
Cheers and have a good weekend.