RE: Speculative vs Informative Promoting... @2guys,
Okay, let me get this straight. Are you saying that you can't make things into facts by putting lipstick on it? How did you come by this information?
2guys: "Hey sweetheart, I got 3 1/2 inches of schlaft right here in my jeans."
Fat Girl: "Is that a fact?"
2guys: "Well why don't you come over here and put some of your lipstick on it and we'll see if it's a fact"
[Fat Girl slaps 2guys]
THE END