In the dark The same foursome has had the first tee off time at their golf course for the last ten years. The foursome consisted of a Doctor, Lawyer , Priest and a Newfoundlander (Newfie). One Saturday they show up for there appointed tee time only to discover that there is a foursome ahead of them. They complain vigorously to the Starter that they always have the first tee time. The Starter throw his hands up in the air and says "They're friends of the owners, boys there is nothing I can do!"
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After an hour and a half the the foursome has only played one and a half holes. Now completely filled with rage they get on their cell phones and demand the Marshal come out and do something about the group in front of them. "What's the problem." says the Marshal, They all chime in at once" These guys in front of us are too slow, they wander around like they don't know what they're doing, I they trip over their own bags, they head off in the wrong direction, when they do hit a ball they always lose it and they take forever trying to find it which they never do. You've got to do something!!!" The marshal replies "As you know these guys are friends of the owners, but maybe you didn't know that they are all firefighters who lost their vision saving children from a burning orphanage. There is now dead silence as the foursome reflect on their poor behavior towards the blind firefighters playing in front of them.
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The Doctor pipes in "Tell the owner to have those brave men phone my office on Monday I'll do everything I can to help them and I'll do it free of charge."
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The Lawyer expounds "I'm going to set up a trust fund for them and do all their legal work for free!"
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The Priest says "I'm going to have the congregation pray for these brave men and will take a special collection for them as well!"
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The Newfie says "Why can't they play at night!"