Boss: "HEY GUYS!  WTF is happening with the SP, why isn't it going down?" it's up 4% today!

Paid basher: "Well boss, we've hit bottom!  No more sellers! "

Boss: "What?  How do you know?"

Paid basher: "Some PRO dude mentioned to look at Level 2, and it's right there boss, very thin on the ask but big on the bid"

Boss: "Look, I pay you good money to influence investor sentiment on these 2bit web sites, you guys using all the IDs and aliases we got?"

Paid Basher: "Yep, but people are starting to post fact and challenging the BS"

Boss: "Well try harder!  We got the lenders to tighten things up, we need to take over LTS on the pennies on the dollar, we need to crush them, that's how we do business!"

"Did you bring the bankruptcy thing?"

Paid basher: "Yep but bulls are getting vocal boss, they say oil going up and, LOOK! Oil is going up boss!  Something about production declines and demand going up?"

Boss: "Look you monkeys, you're not paid to think!   Your job description is "bashing FUD Packer"

Paid basher: "Boss, that's fudge packers and that's outside work hours boss"

Boss: " FUD idiot!  Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt, did you forget all your training??"

Paid basher: "Huh,  what training boss?"

Boss: "Look, you monkey, just type of the keyboard, bring up old stuff from years ago, go in as Peter, brother of the CEO and you'll get your bonus"

FUD Packer: " DID that boss, can I have my bonus"

Boss: "Yeah, ok, heres a banana for you, banana for you ..."

Monkey: "Organic banana Boss"

Boss: "Yeeeeeah suuuuuure, it's organic....  "

FUD packer: "no organic sticker boss?"

Boss: "It fell off"

FUD packer: "So boss, can you put up some fake asks?"

Boss: "Done! Costing the big boss $24K and it's coming off your bonuses!

Monkeys: "Not fair boss!"

Boss: "SHUT UP AND KEEP FUD PACKING! OK???"  "We need to do these deals and we need to confuse the guys is giving up their shares at these prices."

FUD Packers: "Go boss go!"

Boss: "yeah, here's your lunch..."
 

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 Truth, looks lke ge's losing it