Steve Marshall is not a real person...Steve Marshall is actually a bag of potato chips.
This is 100% true. I sourced this from Wikileaks.
The team at CUV made a large bag of Smoky Bacon flavoured potato chips from papier mache and they have been masquerading this bag of potato chips as Steve Marshall.
Its unbelievable in this day and age we could be fooled into believing a large bag of potato chips could be a real person, let alone the CEO of a prominent up and coming Company.
Its unfortunate as I love potato chips, but now I can never look at another potato chip for fear that I am actually about to take a bite out of Steve Marshall.
This is 100% factual you guys, trust me, I sourced it from Wikileaks.