LADIES TURN~ LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD & BIG BAD WOLF!!!This is for the ladies!! Definitly a Friday NIght ladies joke when your a few hours into the party!!!
LIttle Red Riding Hood is off to visit grandma, at her house in the forest.
She packs a small basket of food, some flowers and she straps on a little Dolly Parton Special, a tiny pistol, to her upper thigh, under her petticoat! ............Ya know for protection against the.............. Big Bad Wolf!!!!!
Little Red Riding Hood, is skipping along, through the forest and a lil rabbit, Peter Cotton Tail comes outta da bushes and says, in frightened voice,
"Little Red Riding Hood, please I beg do not go visit grandma today through the forest."
Lil Red Riding Hood replies, "Why not, Peter Cotton Tail?"
Peter Cotton Tail says, "Lil Miss Red Riding Hood, theeeerrrre issss a biggg BADDD WOLF, waiting for you in the forest and he is going to rip off your blouse and play with your titties!!!!!!
Little Red Riding Hood replies, "Don't you worry bout a thing, little rabbit, I brought protection, I can take care of myself!!"
She lifts her petticoat and shows the little rabbit, her tiny Dolly Parton Special pistol, strapped to her thigh.
She gently taps the Mr. Peter Cotton tail, says goodbye and off she goes skipping through the forest to visit grandma.
Skip along.....skip along........and all of a sudden BAMBI!!!!! Yup Bambi, the deer, pops outta da bushes!!!
"Bambi, what are you doing here?" asked little Red Riding Hood
Bambi replies with a choked throat, "Oh little Red Riding Hood, PLEASE I am begging you, do not go visit grandma through the forest today!!!. The Bigggg BADDDD WOLF, is waiting for you and he is going to rip off your blouse and play with your titties!!!!!"
Little Red Riding Hood softly replies, "Don't you worry bout a thing, little Bambi, I brought protection, I can take care of myself!!"
She lifts her petticoat and shows Bambi, her tiny Dolly Parton Special pistol, strapped to her thigh.
She gently strokes Bambi's head, says goodbye and off she goes skipping through the forest to visit grandma.
Skip along.....skip along........and all of a sudden.......uhhhhh the BIGGGG BADDDD WOLF, jumps outta da bushes.
His huge fangs, profusely, exposed, dripping with thick wet saliva n drooling with a grrrrowl!!!
He says to Little Red Riding Hood, "You are a fool, to not listen to that little rabbit and Bambi, cuz NOW......I'm gunna RIP OFF YOUR BLOUSE..........grrrrrrr.........and I am going to play with your titties!!!!!!
LIttle Red Riding Hood, lifts up her petticoat with a brisk whisp of her hand and she pulls out her little Dolly pistol, aims it at the Big BAD WOLF., with her finger on the trigger.......and and......and with a smile and a grin......tee hee
LIttle Red Riding Hood says, " uhhh huh uh........UH UH NOPE, no way..............
you're gunna eat me just like the book says!!!" :>)))