ALF's SPLIT (the story of man the myth..the legend) ALF's SPLIT
Share counts were high and this was bad
It made us all feel rather sad
We hope for better days...with lower counts and higher pay
Reverse split Alfie said ...if the company was better led
But I have seen a split or two before
And I became poor as shareholders ran for the door
Alfie Also thinks zinc 1.50 is what we'll get
Petz seems to think he's full shiit
Bonehead management Alfie crys
And on this point I sympathize
The current bunch have a lot to prove
Much work to do to make the share price move
lets hope the cash from quarter 2
Is well spent on behalf of me and you
And Alfie makes a little money
Perhaps enough to buy something nice.. for his (hairly little honey)*
And just maybe..maybe a little to donate
To old Donny's campaign
which in 2024 could be coming back again.
*The (hairly little honey) is merely for rhyming humor, I have no idea if his partner male or female is
hairy. Just going with the Alf character stereotype.
I hold no negative opinion regarding
-hairy honeys
-furry creatures
-previously furry but now shaved..like v shapes patterns or you know.....?
-male/male tv character relationships
-People who identify sexually by wearing Alf suits
-and anything else...but I will suggest deodorant or the equivalent when wearing furr suits all the time
B.O. is serious and the bacteria that can manifest in pubic regions is no joke and it's hot these days.
So be responsible.
I am woke, very woke, infact I have had trouble sleeping for years........
I am so woke, I think I am an insomniac.