RE:ALF's SPLIT (the story of man the myth..the legend) Best poem I have ever read!
ALF's girlfriend was named Rhonda, and she was hairy like ALF. My wife just got a haircut today, so I guess she is less hairy.
Speaking of being woke, one of my virtue signaling neighbors has a sign in the yard that has a bunch of really stupid liberal sayings. Two of them are "Love is love" and "Science is real". I hate to break it to those fools, but the "science" of biology does not really support same sex love since is fails to produce offspring.
As an alien, I view all people as EQUALS. I do not believe that special rights should be awarded to anyone based on race or sexual orientation.