We got pumpers
We got dumpers
Chain-smokers and boozers
We got promoters
We got basher
We got coke snorting hackers
And the basement dwellers think there on Wall Street
Hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, I love this forum
We got lawyers
We got truckers
Broken-hearted fools and suckers
And we got hustlers
We got posters
Early-birds and all-nighters
And the veterans post about all their wins
Hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, I love this forum
I love this forum
It's my kind of place
Just loading up the web page
Puts a big smile on my face
It ain't too far
Come as you are
Hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, I love this forum
I've seen multiple aliases
We've got high-techs
Blue-collared boys and rednecks
And we got lovers
Lots of lookers
I have not ever seen dancing girls and hookers
And we like to drink our coffee from a mason jar
Hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, I love this forum
(Yes I do)
I like my truck
I like my truck
And I like my girlfriend
I like my girlfriend
I like to take her out to dinner
I like a movie now and then
But I love this forum
It's my kind of place
Just browsing around the platform
Puts a big smile on my face
No cover charge
Come as you are
Hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, I love this forum
Hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, I just love this old stock house