Suncor Energy Inc T.SU

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Suncor Energy Inc. is a Canada-based integrated energy company. The Company's segments include Oil Sands, Exploration and Production (E&P), and Refining and Marketing. Its operations include oil sands development, production and upgrading; offshore oil production; petroleum refining in Canada and the United States; and the Company’s Petro-Canada retail and wholesale distribution networks (including Canada’s Electric Highway, a coast-to-coast network of fast-charging electric vehicle (EV) stations). The Company is developing petroleum resources while advancing the transition to a lower-emissions future through investments in lower-emissions intensity power, renewable feedstock fuels and projects targeting emissions intensity. The Company also conducts energy trading activities focused primarily on the marketing and trading of crude oil, natural gas, byproducts, refined products and power. It also wholly owns the Fort Hills Project, which is located in Alberta's Athabasca region.

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Suncor Energy Inc > No Longer A JOKE: Elon Musk GOES DIRTY ELON !

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Post by ztransforms173on Oct 20, 2023 4:30pm

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No Longer A JOKE: Elon Musk GOES DIRTY ELON !

The JOKE:

Immediately After Moving To Texas, Elon Musk Announces Tesla AR-15

Posted on 12/9/20 at 6:38 pm

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Immediately After Moving To Texas, Elon Musk Announces Tesla AR-15

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AUSTIN, TX—After years of fighting lame California politicians who want to lock everyone in their homes so they can't go to space or build cool stuff, Tesla CEO Elon Musk announced he was moving to a land flowing with milk and honey called Texas. Almost immediately after the move, he announced a new product the whole world has been waiting for: the Tesla AR-15.

"Um... h-howdy, I think," said Elon, expertly taking on the local dialect. "Y'all want a Tesla AR-15? You got it, partner!"

The new firearm will look similar to a standard AR-15 but will in fact be a battery-powered railgun capable of firing 3 million rounds per minute. It will also feature a fingerprint sensor, Bluetooth capability, heat-seeking ammunition, and a chainsaw bayonet, to name a few.

"We really wanted to re-think self-defense," said Musk. "This new firearm will be the go-to rifle for our SpaceX volunteers when they encounter hostile aliens. It's also a celebration of the Second Amendment. If any federal authorities try to confiscate it, the rifle will automatically connect to the internet and file a lawsuit for you!"

The Federal Government has requested that Tesla at least remove the AI-powered "self-driving" feature on the firearm before selling it.

https://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/o-t-lounge/immediately-after-moving-to-texas-elon-musk-announces-tesla-ar-15/93750395/

The REALITY:

https://twitter.com/MattWallace888/status/1715269452516724739?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

The REASON:

https://twitter.com/DC_Draino/status/1715419519706107968?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

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- OK, AR-15s are NOT .44 REMINGTON MAGNUMS but you GET MY DRIFT !

- however, he DID SAY that he does FEEL THREATENED especially after they TRACKED his PRIVATE JET on the Internet

- last I say, he was SHOOTING a .50 MACHINE GUN by his hip

z173

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