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BywrongK on Aug 04, 2018 11:28am
Officer Makenzie....officer MaKenzie
Officer MaKenzie….Officer Makenzie. This a RCMP HQ
HQ…MaKenzie here
Officer Makenzie…did you have an opportunity to investigate the complaint from the perp/twerp…think he also goes by the moniker “Little Trump Fingers Mikey” on Stockhouse about the price of gold being manipulated?
HQ…affirmative on that…seems there is a group of them that meet every other Wed, 8 pm in the community building behind Tim Hortons over on Whynot Blvd. I managed to infiltrate the meeting…actually several mtg’s there….the Flat Earth Society meets at 7 and it seems most of those members are also part of the gold manipulation mtg at 8 and then there is another mtg at 9 that most seem to hang for….um…let’s just say….the rainbow flag comes out for that one.
So….can we close the complaint Officer MaKenzie?
HQ…….I do have a few notes to put in the file and then it can be closed. There was some discussion about a looming “Short Squeeze” and how we can best be positioned by owning physical….or maybe that was from the 9pm mtg and they were going to “Get Physical” and then there was a comment from the floor to Chairperson LTFM (Little Trump Fingers Mikey) about…acting like a D1ck won’t make yours bigger and then there was a comment “from space it does look flat”…oh wait….maybe that was from the 7 pm mtg. Then there was some talk about a goldbug…or maybe a lovebug.
Officer Makenzie….maybe we have a poor connection…this makes no sense at all
HQ
Perhaps it’s best if I come back to HQ…I can explain it to you..but I can’t make you understand it. That pretty much sums up the nutbars, wierdos and wackjobs that attend the mtg’s there. Plus the guys with the feather boas