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Stock Market Timing
The best time to buy anything is last year.
You know you've gone to the wrong stockbroker
when you ask him to buy 1,000 shares in IBM
and he asks you how to spell it.
The market is weird.
Every time one guy sells,
another one buys, and
they both think they're smart.
How many stockbrokers does it take
to change a light bulb?
TWO
One to take out the bulb and drop it,
and the other to try and sell it before it crashes .