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Replacing the journalism of Enzo DiMatteo

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Replacing the civic journalism beat of Enzo DiMatteo and the literary reviews of Susan G. Cole, NOW's acting editor Radheyan ("Newspapers Can Fly!") Simonpillai has come up with just the perfect substitute. Here's something substantive that you've never seen before: your monthly horoscope.

But it's not just any idiotic horoscope. Author/psychic Erika something-or-other is creating new standards for idiotic soul-crushing dreck.

Here's her self-description: "Blessed with a psychic gift, Erika Schweizenheimer (@miz_GoFish) has been working with tarot and astrology for over 15 years. You may seen her popping up as gofishtarot at local markets and posh fleas reading tarot for a lineup of brave clients before the pandy. Erika gives serious tarot clarity to business types, millennial moms and zaddies."

Here's an example of her sage advice to all you Taureans out there:

But man, it would be nice to unload some of the responsibility you’ve been shouldering. I could cry watching you, my tragic gurrrl. 

And, even more remarkably, the acting editor thinks this is something other than a shameful waste of newsprint. Says he:

Radheyan Simonpillai

 

@JustSayRad

 

Excited to have this new feature in NOW. Online version coming soon.