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Did TDMAN29 have his palm read at the state fair?

[SamDiego]

"Martha, I`m going to drop into that tent over there to discover how my potato crop will be next year, and also to gather some updates on my investments."

Marha: "Okay Cornelius but before you go in looking like that let me fix the part in your hair at the top of your head, hike up your brithches, wipe the cow dung off your posts, and remind you to put in that temporary plate for your  2 missing front teeth."

TDMAN29 AKA Cornelius goes into the tent for 30 minutes, and comes out much lighter in his wallet with a big false toothy smile on his face.

Martha: "Good news Corny?"

Corny: "You betcha boots Martha. We go having lots of taters next year Martha, and thars` big newsa comin  on this one stock I be sittin on for nigh on 6 years now. That gypsy lady rubbed dat crystal ball and dang me if it didn't begin to glow real pretty. I said to her 'Watcha see, watcha see thar?'  An then then she tellza me that time will tell, but lots already know what`s in store."

Marha: "But Corny did she tell you wat was in store for you?"

Corny: "Aw shucks Martha I was plum furgot to ask dat question after she dun tell me dat I was da smartest man she ever met on the east side of da big divide. Maybe we could gist pretend she dun tell me wats in da store fer me."

[TDMAN29]

This lovely little story is from the imagination of a little sickly man whose life is lived behind a keyboard. He is short is stature and obese by medical standards and quite unwell due to his life choices. He sends most time alone, not by his own choice but because most people do not like his company. Quite a sad existence when one has to make up stories to feel some self worth.   What a sad