It's Oct. 26, and today is the very last day to pick up the phone and call Michael Hayes at 416 575 9089 with your offers to take over S-l-o-w Eddie's Unclaimed Pharmaceuticals Emporium. Prices have been slashed to never-before-seen levels. No reasonable offer will be refused. Michael's standing by until 5:00 pm to take your call.
Meanwhile, S-l-o-w Eddie isn't looking too good. Well, keep those chins up, buddy. It's been stressful on all of us, S-l-o-w Eddie.
