Verse 1:
Listen up, y'all, I'm about to drop some bars
'Bout a dude named Slow Eddie Gudaitis, he's the money jar
He can make cash disappear, it's a sight to see
Hold it tight in your hand, but it's gone instantly
He can turn a ten-spot into just a quarter
Making rich men poor, like a financial torture
He's like a leader of a big pharma firm
But instead of making money, he makes it squirm.
Chorus:
Talkin' 'bout my boy Slow Eddie
He's got mad skills, he ain’t so speedy
Making money disappear, it's his game
He's like a magician, without financial gain
So watch out when you're around him
Or you might lose all your money and be grim.
Verse 2:
He's got a style all his own, never seen before
Making bank disappear like it's something he was born for
He's got a trick or two, up his sleeve
Making cash vanish, you won't believe
He's got the bankers shaking, the stock market too
With Slow Eddie around, they don't know what to do
He's a financial genius, a money wizard
Making cash disappear, it's like a game he's mastered.
Chorus:
Talkin' 'bout my boy Slow Eddie
He's got mad skills, he ain’t so speedy
Making money disappear, it's his game
He's like a magician, without financial gain
So watch out when you're around him
Or you might lose all your money and be grim, Jim.
Verse 3:
He's a master of illusion, with cash as his stage
Making bank notes vanish, it's a financial rage
He's got a sleight of hand, that's second to none
He'll leave you wondering, where your money has gone
He's got a mind like a computer, and a plan so precise
Making money disappear, it's like hitting the jackpot twice
He's a Robin Hood of finance, taking from the rich
Leaving them with nothing, it's a financial glitch.
Chorus:
Talkin' 'bout my boy Slow Eddie
He's got mad skills, he ain't so speedy
Making money disappear, it's his game
He's like a magician, without financial gain
So watch out when you're around him
Or you might lose all your money and, Jackson, you’ll be grim to the brim.
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Note: These lyrics are a work of fiction and should not be taken as depicting a real character or person. These lyrics do not imply and do not endorse or condone any illegal or unethical behavior.