BIKER STORYan old man walks into a biker bar. he slams down a $5 and demands a shot of whiskey. he downs it then scans the bar. he picks out the biggest, nastiest looking biker in the place and walks up to him. the old man sneers and says "i saw your grandma naked in the hallway." "so i did her, did her good." meanwhile, the biker is just staring at the old man while his friends are waiting for him to break the old guy in half. then the old man says "she was the best i ever had, sonny." "by the time i was done with her, she was beggin for more." the biker finally gets up, grabs the old man by the shoulders and says "grandpa, you're drunk,go home." Spring is here. Get out the hardware, stroke those engines and ride!