Suncor Energy Inc. T.SU

CBC reports Suncor head office shutdown tonight

[Obscure1]

The CBC has reported that Suncor has had to shut down its head office because they are experiencing a series of leaks.  The company has indicated that their head office is now filled to capacity with cash and they don't know what to do with the money.

In cooperation with Calgary police, the company has chosen to shut down temporarily in order to prevent riots in the streets from the public clawing and stabbing each other while stuffing $100 bills in their purses, shirts, and pillow cases. 

The company is apparently in negotiations with the City of Calgary to store a few billion dollars in the Saddledome and declaring the building closed during the current Omicron pandemic.

The company has said that it is working with officials to alleviate the problem as quickly as possible and hopes to reopen in a few days

[Experienced]

I just finished talking to a few of friends in Calgary and every single one of them volunteered to help SU find a home for the money and will be calling Mark to offer their services to solve this serious problem.

[NPCexe]

You actually had me there, I thought something happened, hah!

[LiLy2021]

Not so fast... While Mark Little was in the building  guarding Suncor’s several billion dollars, a thunderous thud knocking the door down. Trudeau and his adherents appeared at the door.                            “What are you

[quesea]

I like this comment because there are so many O&G companies with HUGE Tax deferrals (sp) that I thought could never be of useful value (ie: Chinook, Pony, etc).  For pennies on the dollar TOU bought 100's of millions of these.  Still lots out there !!!! kc

[Vlosun]

Each shareholder is asked to pay us a little visit which will allow us, while having a glass of champagne, to give him a suitcase full of money!

[alvarez2]

Lol. Good for a morning chuckle.