Senior GOP members support Biden receiving security briefingIf Biden is to receive the security briefing adapted for Trump over the past years, it will likely look something like this:
Slide 1: Azerbaijan and Armenia, in a land far far away
Slide 2: Problem: BOOM! BOOM!
Slide 3: Solution: Russia and Turkey involved
Slide 4: US interest: No oil = No US interest and not enough tourist for Trump Hotel
Slide 5: Questions: None needed (please)
Slide 6: Take-Aways:
a. US = Strong Nation
b. Bring back troops
c. Down with NATO
d. Love Poutine (both the one from Russia as well as the one with fries, curd cheese and gravy - better than KFC)