A Year In ReviewComfort. I take comfort in things that don't change, so in that way CCS is very comfoting. It reminds us all that Grima is still Grima, Langer is still Langer and that Cardiocomm still is and will always be a loser. 2014 would have been a banner year for Cardiocom….if empty promises and squandered opportunities were actually worth something.
But as it is so close to Christmas, lest I be so harsh this time of year. Therefore I offer all that Grima and Cardiocom has accomplished this year:
- Continued Predictability - Yes folks take comfort that you can set your watch to the ‘cycle’ of CCS PRs and product announcements for another year. They go something like this: Huge deal coming > Deal is discussion > Companies are interested > Deal dies without another word. Guess at which stage Grima becomes involved….
- Goals Were Met – Hey, when the owner and board place no goals or expectations on their CEO, it’s easy to meet them!
- Saved the Company Thousands on Overhead – because who needs things like managers, software developers and staff! All that stuff just gets in the way of Grima’s salary anyway and I’m sure was a big distraction for him.
- GEMS Lives! – Even after being created over a decade ago, GEMS still manages to remain alive, albeit on massive life support.
- Fun Ride – Looking at EKG’s chart reminds me of a sweet toboggan run! Toboggans are awesome!
- Unexpected Marketing Strategies and Avenues - Well, upon review of the 2014 marketing strategy of continuing to assume that all investors are complete morons and that we can just talk about doing stuff, but not actually doing it, didn’t have the results Grima expected. So keep your eyes peeled next year for a HeartCheck PEN display next time you are at Comicon, Dragoncon or a Time Share seminar.
- 2015 Promises to be Huge – Crank up the presses, change the dates and fire out those press releases again! A New Year means Grima can rinse & repeat for another 12 months of sub $0.10 mediocrity.
- Relax and Enjoy the Show – 2015 promises to be another stellar year of predictable nothing. But enjoy watching new “investors” popping in and singing the praises and chugging the Jonestown Kool-Aid of what is sure to be the “next big thing”.
So there you have it CCS faithful. Stay strong, stay laughing and most important of all, keep staying away.
So Merry Christmas all. Except you Grima; you can lick Rudolf's oat hole.