"Libby, would you like to buy some shares in ZUM?"-- "Certainly, Moses. It seems like a wonderful opportunity to take a larger stake in our thriving enterprise. And what about you, my brother? Might I interest you in acquiring an even larger position in ZUM?"
-- "Yes, I could indeed be interested, dear sister. As you well know, I am committed to this magnificent entity that I have created and continue to oversee."
[Excerpt from another exciting day of trading in ZUM, on the TSX Venture Exchange.]