RE:more info today. That's one impressive collection of fifth-rate affiliate marketing partners no one has ever heard of, and certainly never will again. I look forward to the pending deals Mr. Brain Knish is about to announce with the following very well-known brands:
-- Shyn-ee-Bowl: Emerging Thornhill, Ont.-based leaders in the lucrative subscription toilet-bowl cleaner market, valued at $17 trillion annually, as well as operators of a popular bowling academy in the lower level of the former Newtonbrook Plaza. "We are poised to capitalize on taste-makers not wanting to leave their lofts to buy toilet-bowl cleaner during the pandemic," says Mr. Brain Knish. "This interactive solution will present a viable alternative to those fashionable trend-setters seeking to clean their toilet bowls, or go bowling after work."
-- Sweat A Lot (Not!): Emerging Thornhill, Ont.-based marketers of a patented formula to prevent or partially prevent sweaty guys from staining the armpit area of their hipster T-shirts. Popularizers of the advertising jingle heard on Spotify more than 17 trillion times: "When the goin' gets hot,/Try Sweat a Lot (Not!)" Personally endorsed by Mr. Brain Knish, who is sweating profusely into his keyboard right now.
-- Couch Guys From Thornhill: Emerging solutions-provider for hipsters who need a couch because the ex-wife took the old one and mom is tired of letting you sleep on hers. The Couch Guys aspire to be regarded as the challengers for the annual cheap couch market currently dominated by traditional couch sellers who are ripe for disruption. Value of the couch market (creepy buyer submarket) is valued at, oh, $17 trillion or more.
Mr. Brain Knish says these new accruitive marketing parters will quickly moniminize and accruit-stabilize his organization at an early juncture.